Case files for pet people

Your pet does the crime. We make the headline.

Turn one photo and a suspiciously specific “crime” into a funny, personalized poster. Approve the joke, download the print-ready file, and let the accused explain themselves.

No shipping. Your paid download arrives unbranded.

A pet caught in a moment of mischief

Charge: snack theft

Evidence says: guilty.

You approve the punchline

Caption suggestions stay suggestions until you say the joke is right.

Your photo stays yours

Sharing is always optional, and reposts require permission.

Built for printing

Every purchase includes a high-resolution, unbranded digital file.

From mugshot to masterpiece

Three steps. Zero alibis.

You provide the evidence. Bark & Charge turns it into a polished keepsake for your wall, group chat, or next gift exchange.

  1. 01

    Submit the evidence

    Upload a clear dog or cat photo, add their name, and confess the crime: stolen chicken, shredded mail, midnight zoomies, or something even more incriminating.

  2. 02

    Approve the charges

    Choose from three polished poster styles and review a suggested headline. Edit the wording until the accusation sounds exactly like your pet.

  3. 03

    Download the verdict

    Pay once and receive the high-resolution, print-ready file by email. Save it, print it locally, or send it as a deeply personal gift.

Simple sentencing

One pet. One very public record.

Digital-only pricing means no inventory, shipping charges, or waiting by the mailbox.

Single poster

$12

One design featuring one pet and one approved headline.

  • One personalized design
  • Editable caption approval
  • High-resolution digital file
  • Unbranded paid download
Choose one design

Three-design bundle

Best value

$19

Three distinct treatments of the same notorious incident—ideal for gifts, sharing, or an indecisive jury.

  • Three polished poster designs
  • Caption approval for every version
  • High-resolution digital files
  • Unbranded paid downloads
Get the bundle

The evidence is overwhelming

Put your pet on the front page.

Upload the photo, tell us what happened, and leave with a story worth printing.

Create their headline